Catégorie : HOMEMADE

L’ESPIONNE AU BAISER DE FEU

Une vidéo tournée en 1997 avec ma bande d’amis proches dans un hôtel culte du centre ville de Bruxelles; l’hôtel Pacific. Elle fût projetée ensuite au Beurschowburg, situé dans le même quartier, chantre des nuits Bruxelloises des années ’90. J’ai toujours été fascinée par les roman-photos italiens des années ’60,’70. Ils se trouvaient d’occasion un […]

EXAMEN DE PÂQUES

Antoine Boute, un écrivain expérimental belge, débarque le jour de Pâques au bord d’un étang de pêche un peu glauque. Il fait croire aux pêcheurs wallons autochtones qu’il est professeur de religion et qu’il est venu spécialement jusqu’ici avec la cinéaste Martine Doyen pour filmer l’émergence, depuis le fond de l’étang, d’une bande d’élèves à […]

MINI MAXI TRILOGY

Pas de commande, pas de but ni de cause, juste pour le plaisir. Trois vidéos “homemade”, tournées entre amis à Bruxelles en 2008/2009 avec les QUIET STARS + Guest. No command, no purpose, no cause, just for fun. Three homemade videos, shot in Brussels 2008/2009 with QUIET STARS + Guest.  Play Mini for A Maxi […]

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