EXAMEN DE PÂQUES

Antoine Boute, un écrivain expérimental belge, débarque le jour de Pâques au bord d’un étang de pêche un peu glauque. Il fait croire aux pêcheurs wallons autochtones qu’il est professeur de religion et qu’il est venu spécialement jusqu’ici avec la cinéaste Martine Doyen pour filmer l’émergence, depuis le fond de l’étang, d’une bande d’élèves à lui. En effet explique-t-il, mes élèves ont voulu faire une performance artistique en écho aux trois jours passés par Jésus dans son tombeau, mort : rester trois jours dans le fond de l’étang, à l’aide de bombonnes ou autres moyens respiratoires. Maintenant c’est le jour de Pâques et il vient coter leur résurrection. Cinéaste, professeur, pêcheurs, badauds, tout le monde attend l’événement… Pendant l’attente, le docu-fiction lo-fi tourne en performance poétique déjantée.

Un film de Martine Doyen et Antoine Boute

Caméra, montage, production : Martine Doyen


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