L’ESPIONNE AU BAISER DE FEU

Une vidéo tournée en 1997 avec ma bande d’amis proches dans un hôtel culte du centre ville de Bruxelles; l’hôtel Pacific. Elle fût projetée ensuite au Beurschowburg, situé dans le même quartier, chantre des nuits Bruxelloises des années ’90.

J’ai toujours été fascinée par les roman-photos italiens des années ’60,’70. Ils se trouvaient d’occasion un peu partout à Bruxelles quand j’étais petite, notamment au tabac/bazar du coin où j’allais souvent acheter des cigarettes pour ma mère. L’insoupçonnable univers de Josiane, autre court métrage inspiré de ces romans photos à été tourné à peu près à la même époque dans un style un peu plus léché, avec un scénario et une équipe professionnelle.

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