Jour : 19 mars 2019

Yoga du rire

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Avant le tournage du film, j’ai pratiqué une séance de Yoga du rire avec Sandrine Blancke à Bruxelles. On peut dire que ça marche. Du moins à court terme…En effet, le cerveau ne capte pas qu’il s’agit d’un rire forcé et bénéficie des mêmes bienfaits que le rire sincère. La première fois c’est difficile de…

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Heraclite & Démocrite

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« Quant aux sages, Héraclite et Démocrite, ils combattaient la colère, l’un en pleurant, l’autre en riant. » Le rire de Démocrite Son caractère rieur devint légendaire et on l’opposa au caractère irritable d’Héraclite : « Toute rencontre avec les hommes fournissait à Démocrite matière à rire. » — Juvénal, Satires, X, V, vers 47. Ainsi, Rabelais, dans le 20e chapitre du Gargantua, décrit les deux personnages Eudémon…

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