Catégorie : THEMATIQUE

Heraclite & Démocrite

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« Quant aux sages, Héraclite et Démocrite, ils combattaient la colère, l’un en pleurant, l’autre en riant. » Le rire de Démocrite Son caractère rieur devint légendaire et on l’opposa au caractère irritable d’Héraclite : « Toute rencontre avec les hommes fournissait à Démocrite matière à rire. » — Juvénal, Satires, X, V, vers 47. Ainsi, Rabelais, dans le 20e chapitre du Gargantua, décrit les deux personnages Eudémon…

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Pourquoi ce titre ” Witz” ?

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Pour moi, le Witz est à l’origine de la création artistique. Une idée s’associe à une autre et c’est l’étincelle, de préférence surréaliste, en tous cas inspirante, qui questionne et/ou amuse. Le rire, bien souvent l’accompagne. Quand j’ai pris connaissance de ce concept romantique au fil de mes recherches, j’ai senti que c’était LE titre…

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